Pepsi or Coke?It depends on the rum.
Love is great, but I'd also marry for...the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra of Amsterdam.
If you had a pet elephant, what would you name it?Cyrano.
Nick and Jessica could've worked things out if...he hadn't been born a trilobite-eating cephalopod in the Ordovician Period and she a plains-dwelling indricothere in the Miocene. Such tricks of fate can doom even a love as deep as theirs.
Hello, Hi, or Hey?Ni hao.
The key to success is...in a very safe place where it's not likely to be disturbed.
I think I saw Carmen Sandiego in...a Beitou hot spring, signing for towels with Lara Croft.
What will be your last words?This reboot had better work.
Twitter or MySpace?But I hardly know you.
What do you think you'll name your kids?Wonder Girl 1,
Wonder Girl 2,
Wonder Girl 3,
Wonder Girl 4,
and Wonder Girl 5. After their mothers.
Nothing, I repeat, nothing, is getting between me and my...tendency to repeat myself.
If I were pregnant, I'd probably crave...a C-section before the real trouble starts.
I shower in the...Feng Shui fountain at Taipei 101.
I believed in Santa Claus until I was...told by a yeti that they'd eaten him years ago.
Love or lust?Not sure. Could you ask me again in my other ear?
Girls go to Mars to get more...superoxide anions and nitrogen gas.
What's your favorite jellybean flavor?Navel of Wei Tang.
Who do you take after? Mom or Dad?A deity in the form of a swan.
What's your favorite cheese?Bruckheimer cheese. Cameron is too stinky and Emmerich is just foul.
Naked food fights are...a great way to boost concert attendence.
What's the first thing you do when you wake up?Wonder whether this present trend should continue.
Why do Canadians enjoy blogging so much?It's either that or moose-tipping.
What is your favorite word?hubbub
God is...as God does.
How many people have you dated?Enough to know it's a bad sign when she brings her invisible friend.
Ever broken a bone?No, but I've dented a euphonium.
Would you make out with the last person who visited your blog?
You obviously missed the last Taiwan blog party.
I know it's time to clean the fridge when...the cheese mold has evolved into a sentient life form with opposable thumbs.
If I were the first person to land on the moon, I would've said:'Houston, Rhapsody Base here. The Gershwin has landed.'
If I were a super hero, my super suit would be made out of...
platinum. Then I could sell it on eBay and take the Catwoman shopping for lingerie.
How many Facebook users have you kissed?Facebook users don't kiss. They suck face.
The answer to the ultimate question is...'No comment.'
What will your wedding band be made out of?Two trumpets, I think, with horn, trombone, and tuba.
Are you a 'glass half-full' or 'glass half-empty' person?I never do anything half-glassed.
I squeeze my toothpaste from the...diaphragm.
Which side is your good side?If you have to ask, you're not on it.
What would your clown name be?Bopo Mofo.
What's the worst movie you've ever seen?My Dinner with O. J.
Quick! Make up a number (example: eleventy seven).Hoo-doo-win da-two-wa, skiddly-bop.
What are the odds that this interview never ends and is just a psych experiment?I never give odds on ends.
How old were you when you had your first date?Not sure, but it was a lunch rendez-vous. We ate paste.
If I woke up as the opposite sex, I'd...throw my arms around me and give myself a hickey.
What question should they ask Miss Universe contestants?Present a ten-point plan for achieving world peace.
What question would you ask God?Johannes Brahms and Clara Schumann. Did they ever... ?
I feel at peace when...I'm torturing accordion players with scorpions and thumbscrews.
Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?Puccini.
What do you wish you had never done?Accept my roommate's dare to walk up to that Virginia Tech linebacker and tell him I enjoyed his mother's performance in Girls Gone Wild.
What's your least favorite thing about the Coriolis Effect?The vector formula for calculating the magnitude and direction of the Coriolis acceleration. I mean, who needs that?
What's your favorite blues lyric?Woke up this mornin'. Of course, it's more interesting with the lyrics that come after it.
Would you rather own a dog named Growler or a parrot named Captain?A tyrannosaur named Eater of Interviewers.
What should you really be doing right now?Lying on a beach in Kenting.
Automatic or stick shift?Mini Cooper or Lamborghini?
The sitcom about my life would be named...Face the Music.
Would you rather meet your future in-laws naked or in bondage gear?I guess I would rather they were naked.
Quick! Write the first sentence of a novel.It was the best of hair days, it was the worst of hair days.
I want my last meal to be...a Guiness-record submarine sandwich.
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin?Hey. Watch your language.
What's your favourite kids' cereal?Lucky Charms. Great with Bailey's.
What's the most recent dream you remember having?A nightmare. I was answering an interminable series of questions on some stupid social network.
I wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with...Juliette Binoche, two goblets, and an open bottle of Pinot Noir.
Why are there so many zombies on the Internet?Wha-a-a...?
What celebrity do people say you look like?
I wonder about...the best way to finish this sentence.
Sedan, compact, or sports car?Starship.
Do you play any instruments?I had an ocarina lesson once.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no...cognitive functioning and vocal apparatus sufficiently evolved to enable him to describe his lack of hirsute qualities in words. This inability, though considered an impairment in the species Homo sapiens, is characteristic of ursine species such as the one to which Mr Wuzzy belonged. His remarkable dermatological predicament thus never came to the attention of neurologist Oliver Sacks, was never spotlighted in a subsequently celebrated case study, and was consequently overlooked by composer Michael Nyman as a subject for chamber opera.
I feel naked without my...clothes.
Which sport is the best to watch?Golf. Ha ha. Just kidding.
If your house was on fire, what one possession would you keep?My panache.
I like to put ketchup on...before I step out the door.